ANOTHER STEP IN RACISM MADNESS – There are certain things you should and should not do during an interview.
Picking your nose and wiping it on the chair you are sitting on might be considered a little off-putting to a potential employer; as would it be if you stood up to scratch your backside.
However what you must never do; don’t forget to write this one down, is to offer the person interviewing you a bacon sandwich because it’s a racist remark.
No I haven’t lost the plot and I’ve never taken anything stronger than an Aspirin; the advice I give here is a result of yet more political correctness and perceived racism madness.
The interview went well, he obviously refrained from picking his nose and wiping it on the chair and it would appear that he showed remarkable restraint from scratching his backside but unfortunately Clive just couldn’t resist offering the person interviewing him a bacon sandwich.
What can I say? He might as well of pulled a gun on the poor woman.
Let me fill you in with the details so that you can connect the dots and come to the same rational conclusion the NHS did in regards to offering a bacon sandwich as being a racist taunt.
The person interviewing Clive was Sharika Sacranie and as it turned out she was a Muslim. Clive wasn’t aware of this fact as he’d never clapped eyes on the woman before walking into the interview room.
The interview lasted for approximately 15 minutes after which Sharika stood up, offered a congratulatory hand and completed the paperwork for the position.
In order to fill Clive in on his role the two agree to meet for a breakfast meeting the next morning and as Clive was delighted at obtaining his new position he turn as he was leaving and merely said “The bacon sandwiches are on me.”
I know you’re devastated and you are probably wondering how anyone could utter such a blatant racist remark; well that is if you are one of the liberal left-wing brigade who has little else to do than accuse anyone of uttering any type word or phrase as either a racist or bigoted remark.
For the rest of the sane population this will be seen as little more than sheer and utter stupidity that must be stamped out at all costs if any of us are going to retain our sanity.
After Clive’s innocent remark it was less than 10 minutes later that he received a phone call from the senior manager who explained that the job offer had been withdrawn due to his offensive and clearly racist remark.
Clive being one of the more sane members of our political correctness society was aghast as to how anyone could view an offer of a bacon sandwich as racist – it is after all one of Britain’s national dishes; who in their right mind could turn down a bacon sani with brown sauce.
Oh dear I guess ‘brown’ sauce should now be relabeled at something else because who in their right might to want to direct a racist remark at a bottle of innocent sauce?
Obviously Miss Sacranie knows how to use the power of being a Muslim and how to use our ever increasing stupidity against us.
The employment agency involved was Reeds, and for the record they telephoned Clive and suggested he call and apologise profusely. Clive has refused to do so and rightly so in my opinion.
I certainly would never be using the services of Reeds as they obviously support this political correctness madness.
What on earth is happening in Britain? I agree that we should be tolerant but our tolerance is being used against us in the most frivolous manner whereby anyone who is not white will stand up at the earliest opportunity and point the finger of racism and bigotry at anyone who dares utter anything they consider derogatory towards their race or religious beliefs.
I’m happy that Clive went to the national press with his story because it needs to be told and we need to wake up. I’m so tempted to cook up a batch of bacon sandwiches and drop then on the counter of the nearest NHS hospital reception desk and say ‘dig in’.
I’m sure someone at the desk would call the armed police response unit and declare the building under siege by a bacon wielding racist, bigoted maniac.
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