Support our petition to ban Halal slaughter in Britain. The practice of slaughtering animals for religious purposes is both draconian and barbaric and it is only ‘religious sensitivity’ from our politicians that has prevent Halal meat from being banned.
Sack Culture Secretary Maria Miller – This petition is to call upon the Prime Minister, David Cameron, to dismissed Maria Miller over her mortgage expenses scandal.
The EU is now making moves, through a new directive, that would effectively quash net neutrality. Net neutrality covers three core principles which allows the internet to remain free and open. Destroying net neutrality will deny you your democratic rights to access free and open information. Don’t let this happen.
Funny: How to Wash Your Cat
HOW TO WASH YOUR CAT – Below are the detailed instructions for washing your cat. Please DO NOT try this at home! This was a post that a friend sent me and I couldn’t resist but share it with everyone. Whoever originally penned this one, certainly had a good sense of humour.
How to Wash a Cat
Step 1. - Put both lids of the toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Step 2. - Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. Don’t make any sudden movements and move slowly otherwise you might spook him.
Step 3. - In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may have to stand on the lid.
Step 4. - At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Don’t worry about the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this and having a great time.
Step 5. - Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.
Step 6. - Have someone open the front door of your home. Make absolutely sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Step 7. - Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
Step 8. - The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Bonus… Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean and smell great.
A Woman’s Place is in the Home – Now that has to be the most sexist statement ever but bare with for I think women have completely lost the plot in their pursuit of equality.
Joan Rivers has come out in an interview to say that she will not apologise for the Holocaust joke, regarding comparing how Heidi Klum hotness was compared to a Jewish concentration camp oven.