Funny: How to Wash Your Cat
HOW TO WASH YOUR CAT – Below are the detailed instructions for washing your cat. Please DO NOT try this at home! This was a post that a friend sent me and I couldn’t resist but share it with everyone. Whoever originally penned this one, certainly had a good sense of humour.
How to Wash a Cat
Step 1. - Put both lids of the toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Step 2. - Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. Don’t make any sudden movements and move slowly otherwise you might spook him.
Step 3. - In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may have to stand on the lid.
Step 4. - At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Don’t worry about the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this and having a great time.
Step 5. - Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.
Step 6. - Have someone open the front door of your home. Make absolutely sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Step 7. - Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
Step 8. - The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Bonus… Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean and smell great.