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Petition: Ban Halal Slaughter of Animals in Britain

Support our petition to ban Halal slaughter in Britain. The practice of slaughtering animals for religious purposes is both draconian and barbaric and it is only ‘religious sensitivity’ from our politicians that has prevent Halal meat from being banned.

Petition to Call on David Cameron to Sack Culture Secretary Maria Miller

Sack Culture Secretary Maria Miller – This petition is to call upon the Prime Minister, David Cameron, to dismissed Maria Miller over her mortgage expenses scandal.

EU Moves to End Net Neutrality

The EU is now making moves, through a new directive, that would effectively quash net neutrality. Net neutrality covers three core principles which allows the internet to remain free and open. Destroying net neutrality will deny you your democratic rights to access free and open information. Don’t let this happen.

Petition: Ban Islam in Britain

Petition to ban Islam in Britain. It’s time for peace and the only way to achieve peace is to remove ideologies that promote murder. Here we call for support on banning Islam in Britain.

Petition: Should the BBC Lose its Royal Charter?

Should the BBC lose it’s Royal Charter so that it can no longer force TV viewers into paying a licence fee? If you feel this is the case then sign our petition.

American Deported for Having Cancer

American Deported for Having Cancer… yes the headline is correct and in our view questions the UK’s humanity; or least the humanity of those in Government.

Funny: How to Wash Your Cat

Funny: How to Wash Your Cat

HOW TO WASH YOUR CAT – Below are the detailed instructions for washing your cat.  Please DO NOT try this at home!  This was a post that a friend sent me and I couldn’t resist but share it with everyone.  Whoever originally penned this one, certainly had a good sense of humour.

 

Funny: How to Wash Your Cat.  Don't try this at home folks as I don't think your cat will appreciate it very much.

How to Wash a Cat 

Step 1. - Put both lids of the toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Step 2. - Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.  Don’t make any sudden movements and move slowly otherwise you might spook him.

Step 3. - In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may have to stand on the lid.

Step 4. - At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Don’t worry about the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this and having a great time.

Step 5. - Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.

Step 6. - Have someone open the front door of your home.  Make absolutely sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

Step 7. - Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

Step 8. - The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Bonus… Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean and smell great.

Yours sincerely,

The Dog.

 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/donna.wozny.7 Donna Wozny

    Very funny. Wonder if it would work on toy dogs, too.

  • Graham

    Hilarious, but obviously not to the cat… love the end tag, Yours sincerely the Dog. Excellent post and certainly one to share. Got any more? I’ll come back and read.