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The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise

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WARNING ADULT CONTENT: THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE - It’s not often I get a good laugh and after submitting this to the Editor, I hope it gets published.  None of this is offensive, or overly crude, but it is nice to see the lighter side of life when there are so many problems in the world.

I hope this gives you a chuckle or two.

I, P.Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

¤  I do physical labour.

¤  I work at great depths.

¤  I plunge head first into everything I do.

¤  I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

¤  I work in a damp environment.

¤  I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

¤  I work in high temperatures.

¤  My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Yours Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear P. Niss

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

¤  You do not work 8 hours straight.

¤  You fall asleep after brief work periods.

¤  You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

¤  You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

¤  You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

¤  You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.

¤  You will retire well before you are 65.

¤  You are unable to work double shifts.

¤  You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Yours Regrettably

V. Gina


Editor’s Note:  While we refrain from posting material of an Adult nature it was deemed that his did not, in any way, contain material that is either crude or offensive.  We viewed this type of material and humor and therefore allowed the publication.  If you wish to complain then use this following link – Contact Us

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