THE THINGS US GUYS GO THROUGH FOR GIRLS – Being a bachelor has it downside, but when you think what girls put us guys through is it any wonder why we want to remain single?
Once upon a time I was a hard working and diligent individual; all my work mates would commend me for being so fastidious and hard working, I never let the ball slip.
Then one day I met a girl and my heart felt like it was going to beat right out of my chest.
She was stunning and I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
We would while away the weekends and evening in each other’s arms… oh it was just bliss.
I couldn’t help myself and had to lavish gifts on her, just like this…
As time went by I decided it was time I proposed. I asked and she looked just like this…
I couldn’t get enough of her and would spend late nights chatting to her on the phone.
The days appeared to get longer and longer and my concentration on work began to wane something awful.
My friends began questioning my sanity and whilst I was in love, they would stare at me; a little like this …
I didn’t care what they had to say, my reaction was one of simple dismissal to their jealousy.
Valentine’s Day came and I couldn’t wait to see my love but she had received flowers from another man, just like these….
I was devastated and looked like this…
As the days went on, my misery turned to anger and I spent most of my time looking a bit like this ….
Things took a turn for the worse and I decided to drown my sorrows, just like this …
I even roped my friends in, but this was nothing more than a gesture of sympathy.
Damn those girls… I’ll remain a bachelor and spend my time like this….